The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to get married

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the power to jizz money

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!