the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to turn into a tree.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!