- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to animate condiments

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the power to fire my lazer

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to smell like ham

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

Pointless Super Powers