The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!