- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to be forever alone

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to have gravity.

Pointless Super Powers