the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to look TV

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!