- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power of hindsight

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to die

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

Pointless Super Powers