The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to get married

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The power to be alone

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to even

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!