The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!