- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

yo mama

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make everything worse

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to predict the present

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Pointless Super Powers