the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to levitate

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!