The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to walk through air.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!