The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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power to age faster

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!