The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to be a snail

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!