power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to die on command.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!