the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to die at will

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the power to like justin beiber

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!