The power to die

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!