the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to speak to toasters

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!