- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to kill someone with a knife

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to poop standing up

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to read your own mind

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pointless Super Powers