- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to die

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to die at will

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

cry acid tears

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers