- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to turn retarted

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the ability to levitate

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Pointless Super Powers