- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to see everyone as a tree

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Pointless Super Powers