The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to part hair.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to get extra homework

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!