The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!