The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!