The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!