The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Aweonao

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!