- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to fly but only in your room

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power of 12% levetation

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Pointless Super Powers