- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

Nothing

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to understand irony.

The power think five times slower.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to get in the van

Pointless Super Powers