- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to die at will

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to be an idiot.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

Pointless Super Powers