- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having taste buds in your anus.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

being black

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to predict the present

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to not see anything

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to never come into existence

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

Pointless Super Powers