Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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being black

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to predict the present

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to never come into existence

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!