- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to think oppositely

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to give people std's during intercourse

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

Pointless Super Powers