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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win
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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole
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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move
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The ability to pass out at will.
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.
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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?
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The ability to part hair.
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.
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The power to make lipstick fly
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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The power to be french.
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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.
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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.
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the power to morph into yourself
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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The power to not have a brain!
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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!