The ability to jump

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to be french.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!