The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!