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The power to not see anything
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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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The power to serve the Lord Dog.
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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.
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the power to orgasm with your mind
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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.
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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...
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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.
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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.
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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.
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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.
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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol
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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.
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The power of hindsight
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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...
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The power to see water one meter behind you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!