- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to pee while standing up

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Pointless Super Powers