The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to pee while standing up

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!