Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the ability to blow yourself

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to die

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!