- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power of christ ;)

The power to make up pointless superpowers

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

the power to eat people :D

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

Being only half invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to both love and hate marmite.

Pointless Super Powers