The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

the power to read this sentence

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!