The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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75% levitation

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!