- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to enter a coma.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

Pointless Super Powers