The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to die at will

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!