- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

A good Kisser

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The power to survive at absolute zero

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to die on command.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to plank

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers