The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to see stuff

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!