The power.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to pee while standing up

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!