The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!