- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have gravity.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to smell colors

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to shrink boobs

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers