- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to control yourself

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the ability to die on command

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

Pointless Super Powers