The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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make youself dumb

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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boo

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!