- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to make money disappear.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Pointless Super Powers