the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to like this power

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!