The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!