- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to die at will

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

Pointless Super Powers