The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!