The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!