- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to be a common person

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to sleep while standing!

Pointless Super Powers