the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to see the past.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!