- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to be an idiot.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to make water expire.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Pointless Super Powers