The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to jump

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!