The ability to pass out at will.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to dislike this power

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to die

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to obey gravity

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!