The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!