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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!