The power to be invisable when your dead

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to be born again

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!