- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to not do it.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Liam Brudenell

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to write on cellophane

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

Pointless Super Powers