- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to die

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to like this post

The power to murder rocks.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have no superpower

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers