- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to turn any object into food

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to shit out of your nose

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to see the present

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

Pointless Super Powers