The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to see the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!