- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

he power to make mistakes

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

i love to make shit brix

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to see through windows

The power to quote memes randomly

the power to do nothing

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

Pointless Super Powers