The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to control mealworms

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!