the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Liam Brudenell

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!