The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!