- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to get arrested

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to not have a superpower

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to not finish your....

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The Power to Read really Small Words

Justin Bieber

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

Pointless Super Powers