The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fail a test everytime

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!