The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!