The power to speak in only anime openings

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have no superpower

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to die at will

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to get arrested

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to control dairy products

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!