- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to release the bogus

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the power to walk on land.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Pointless Super Powers